*The Prettiest Pirate*

Now don't be all freaked out and think that I'm going back on what i said earlier, because I'm not. Okay, here's the story:
My dad and I were watching the first Pirates, and I was laughing at the line, "Right where I left you, not where I left you!" I nearly fell on the ground laughing. It is not his fault that he delivered those lines badly, and in fact, he did a pretty good job. Its just that he seems like such a fruitcake after Johnny Depp's performance w/ the handcuff thingys. So, my Dad, Brother, and I came up with the nick name "Prettiest Pirate" for him. And lets face it, even after the first one he has the weakest dialogue. Poor kid. The only thing keeping me from running up to him and saying "Its ok! You'll get a better role in your next movie!" is the fact that he had THE COOLEST HAT in the first movie (in fact, I kinda missed it in the other two,) and that he pulled off the third one WAY better then the other two. (Ok, I did cry when he died in the third. but what girl wasn't?) The other thing I have to say about him is this:
STOP CALLING HIM GAY!!! Unless he openly tells the world that he is, he isn't. Come on guys, just because he has the most perfect hair and skin (all the girls, and even some of the guys i know, are jealous of his ''angel'' likeness) does not mean that he is a homo. Can't you tell he at least tried to mess up his hair and complexion for Pirates? Lets just forget that he ever was the elf in tights in Lord of the Rings, not to mention that he was the only character in the Fellowship that ever took a shampoo and pedicure before he went to bed. (seriously, were the make up people aware that he looked like he was sleeping in a hotel instead of laying on rocks every night? READ THE BOOK!) but yeah, the next person that calls him a homo is going to have to answer to me.
that does not change the fact that I wish I had his hair.
-A.M
P.S: I only make fun of people who are extremely awesome. "I want you to know i was rooting for you mate, know that."

A Bloggy on Johnny

Okay, this one is for all you girls. Now you have to realize Johnny is a real person, and probably doesn't really like to be called "so sexy it makes my eyes throb." GIRLS WAKE UP!!! I know I might be the first person to tell you this, but unless you are extremely talented and lucky enough to be a movie star, (let's all take a moment to give bitter kudos to Kira,) you're not going to kiss him. And, lets face it, he probably doesn't want to kiss you. I know this might sound a bit unreasonable, but 'Star-crushes' usually are just a big fat waste of our time. that does not mean you can't have posters of him and the *Prettiest Pirate* hanging above your bed and in your wallet, I'm just saying this:
do you think they don't own computers? Girls, I am an actress (one in the making, but I'm in theatre and getting better known) and I Google my name all the time. I want to see what people think about me and my acting. I'm sure Johnny does too. So lets take the moment to say sorry to Johnny (his name just about rhymes w/ everything:-) and respect his privacy. If we find the need to say something about him, lets say that he is the most amazing actor on the planet and gets 10 kudos for playing our favorite character:
Jack Sparrow. (Captain)
-A.M

JCAK PHOTOS WANTED

HI!
I'm Annamaria, welcome to my site!
i am currently writing a book about Pirates of the Caribbean, and am in need of an illustrator.
if you are interested, please post a comment with your picture of Jack Sparrow pasted on, and your email. i will write to you if i am interested in more pictures.
also, any others will be automatically entered into the fan art blog.
please, send me your "drwarings!" (Jack quote from the second P.o.t.C)
A.M