Jar of Dirt!

YAY! Jar of dirt Remix, plz watch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s if you don't watch it you're missing out! yep. its all that and a poster of Johnny Depp.

-A.M

P.S: i made that picture!

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the poll was not helpful! plz post a comment w/ the number of your favorite!
1- Garden party
2- free as a bird
3-sm. d.t.m. dirt
4- d.t.m dirt banner
5-rum hunt
6- oh snap
7-nice hat
8- horizon
the pics are at the bottom! first come first serve!
-A.M
p.s: yeah, i no, Narnia.... W.E. what ever as in what ever floats my boat! ...*A.M begs you to post comments w/ potc pics, just copy and paste, A.M needs pictures*

rest of a question

i don't know if you can see that pic, but it says "thats interesting" and is skellington jack. sorry, heres the rest:

"you should do a blog on.......where pirates come from! and what they do for christmas! and why they dont exist any more...."

well, the reason, sadly, why pirates don't exist any more is this: the world ran out of space for them to run. and all those against said creatures slowly killed them off. sad, i know.

pirates come from, well, their moms and dads. they probably were poor and started to "borrow." then, came piracy.

they drink rum and "decorate" a verry large x-mas tree in tortuga on x-mas. its quuite an event, you should go watch them next year. what Jack does on x-mas is a little different. he braids 5 more items into his hair, and then, usally embarks on some new adventure,

g2g,

-A.M

Reply to a question

i have a question: how did jack end up being cursed in the first movie?? and where did annamaria come from, and how was she captian of the black pearl once?

allrighty! well unknown person, here you go:
Jack was cursed (in the first) like this: ok, kinda complecaited. Will and Jack are trying to get Barbossa to go attack Norry. Jack tells barbossa, to "kill the whelp." playing along will says "you've been planning this since the beginning!" while he says this jack picks up four medalions. a little while later jack says to go kill the navy, while emphasisning "every last one!" he drops three of the medals. so, when jack gets stabbed and steps into the moonlight, owning the peice of treasure, he is cursed. this is fixed when jack and will kill barbossa. jack throws the medal, will cuts his hand with both medals in it, and the curse is lifted!
Annamaria, hmm, this is a hard one. my guess is that in jacks adventurs to singapore, or in previous, he "borrowed" a boat from her to get to port royal, a boat which he sunk, and abbandoned.
as far as i remember, she never was capt. of the pearl. she is, however, currently capt of the dauntless! and in her spare time running a blog on her friends adventures;-)

i will finnish you question when i have more time, i have to go slap jack again!

-A.M

New logo

yeah, so, i thought it was about time i chose a new logo, the ones i'm considering are down at the bottom of the page. PLZ VOTE!!! 6 more days for the top, and only three at the bottom. (polls) umm also, if you have any ideas on what i should do blog about (p.o.t.c related) please leave me a comment on your idea. another thing, if you want me to unravel any confusion from the trilogy, i will be glad to do so, once again, just leave a comment;-) fan mail? leave it in a comment and i will answer one every week. so yeah, i am bored, PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS!!! because that would be awesome of you;-)
Have a Piratey Christmas!
-A.M

Sorry.

Ok, you forced me. my faveortie scene and qoutes are as follows:

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl- *Elizabeth Swann: "I can't Breathe!" James Norrington: "I know, neither can I." * Soldier: "You've seen a ship, with black sails, that is crewed by the 'darned', and captained by a man so evil, hell itself spat him back out." Soldier 2: looks happy "No." * Jack: "name's SMith, Smithy if you like." FAVEORITE SCENES: *Jack: (looking at swords) "Who makes all these?!" Will: "I do! and i practice with them, three hours a day!" Jack: "You need to find yourself a girl mate! or perhaps the reason you cannot win fair lady's heart is because you are less incapibal of wooing said person. you're not a euinuch are you?" * Jack: "Well! I'm feeling rather good about all this. I think we've all arived at a special place, theologically, spiritaully, ecnomically. (to norry) I want you to know that i was rooting for you mate, know that. Elizabeth, it would've never worked between us darling. (runs off)Oh! (turns around) Will! Nice hat! Gents! you will always remember today as the day you almost caught -" (falls)

i warned you! ok,

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest- *Jack:"No! it is a drwarwing of a key." * Jack: "Why is the rum always gone?" * Elizabeth: "consider into your caculations that you robbed me of my wedding night." *Jack: "No worries mates! Tia Dalma and i go way back, thick as theives we were, was. have been." FAVEORITE SCENES: * Tia: "you. you have a touch of destiny about you." Will:who are you?" Tia: "you want to know me..." Jack: "there'll be no knowing here, i thought i knew you." * Elizabeth: "Jack!" Jack: "welcome to the crew lad, to what pleasure do i grant you?" Elizabeth: "i'm here to find the man i love." Jack: "I'm deeply flatterd son but my first and only love is the sea." Elizabeth: "Jack." Jack: "Elizabeth! Hide the rum. that oufit does not flattter you darling, it is either a dress or nothing. i happen to have no dress in my cabin."

MORE SOON!

-A.M

"Better! It Is A Drawring Of Jack"

I DECLARE A TREASURE HUNT! ok, here's the rules:

the object to be found: a picture (preferably a drawring) of jack sparrow.

location of said object: myspace, google images, pirates of the caribbean.com, in YOUR note book/ imagination.

what to do if you happen to find the treasure: post a comment (the button looks like "0 comments") and then copy and paste it on said comment, name, (only if you want) and a sentence saying: 'I____, give AnnaMaria permission to use me picture of Jack Sparrow in her book.' just so's i dont get yelled at for "copy right."

ok, those are the rules. pretty simple. if you doubt wether or not you want to donate your picture to a book you've never read, well guess what? my book is just below the Comodore Norry blog!

Gents! Go Find me some treasure!

-A.M

P.S: the title is from a quote in P.O.T.C 2, when they're talking about the key.

Close to Home

YAY! ok, i LUV this guy, he is like the most realistic one, as in he could actually be a real person nowadays (with out the costume and vomited on clothing.) skip over the grey if you havent seen the third (i cried soooooo hard when he died, i was like, "NO! NORRY!) ok, its safe now. there isn't much i can say about him except that john davenport is an amazingly good actor. kudos! yeah. my well is running dry, so if'n you have a suggestion for a blog you want me to do, i will, just click 0 comments, and then type in the box in the right hand corner, i do read them! but yeah, i just wanted to give a shout out to my faveorite character. speaking of faveorite character, do the poll. it ends jan. first, so yeah. and don't just vote for Jack. EVERYBODY likes jack. if you pick jack its like saying your faveorite person in the bible is Jesus. helloooo! he's everybodys faveorite. its lke a sin not to. so yeah, if you feel its sacriligious to not say Jack, then by all means, pick Jack! however, we're not going to come after you and murder you in your bed if you dont. we all know that he is everybodys faveorite. yeah, anyway, back to norrington. he is like magical. like unicorn magical. yeah. im just gonna stop before i scare everybody away. i hope you will give me an idea, because seriously, you can tell i am running out of ideas. please, dont make me post the blog of "my faveorite scene and quote."

--A.M

sneak peek of my book:

“One particular evening, with the damask sun setting into the Caribbean waters, he had me on my final lesson. He said that one only makes a good pirate if one can look dashing while steering at the enormous wheel. And like a fool I was frightened that I could make one wrong move and destroy the beautiful ship which Jack constantly bragged about. As I stood at the helm, which turned out to be heavier than I expected, I couldn’t keep my arms steady. Jack had been standing behind me, coaching me and saying things like, “this is where all the magic happens. Feel the weight and importance on your solders. Stand up straight, look more dashing!” but now he was silent. I shook as the sun was setting, it was getting colder, my fingers were freezing. With out a word he placed his hands over mine and guided them toward the horizon. I was no longer cold, yet I was still shaking.
“We carried on in silence until Jack whispered, ‘that will be enough captaining lessons today. I feel the sudden urge for rum.’ I think it was from that point on that rum became a necessity to him. To celebrate my success in my final test jack brought a bottle of rum (for himself) and we climbed up into the crows nest.
‘Jack,’ I said, ‘the stars look so bright tonight, usn’t it beautiful?’
‘That they are love. They are much better than they are usally, when one is-- alone. however, tonight, as you have wonderfully pointed out, are dazzingly beautiful. much more so than when is alone with a bottle of rum, and said shinys, savvy?’ and I replied yes, somehow I could understand him.
‘That is a wonderful dress you are wearing Katie, nigh, if I’d be the one wearing such an exquisite dress I, being the one wearing the dress, would want to take it off and pass it around so others could enjoy you... It.’

Pirates 3 (CAUTION! do not read if haven't seen it yet!)

as i get ready to watch pirates 3, i depressedly await the tears i know that will come. "why?" you ask? i will tell you:
EVERYBODY DIES!! i am going to see aunt rosy pretty soon (i am a woman, i can sense these things) and i have a feeling i am going to be sobbing by the time it is over. yes, tears will be shed tonight. oh, by the way, all those who find keira annoying and like my blog will enjoy this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdynbD7cNMo
lol, enjoy!
-A.M

Why Are Pirates Appealing?

No seriously why? What is it that makes us admire swearing, drunk, smelly (yet strangely attractive) men? Its kinda puzzling really. is it their hats? their weapons? their sense of sarcasm? truly, we hate thieves in real life, but if you say you're a pirate you're automatically admired by everyone standing next to you. if you have the answer to this question please click the comment button (it looks like 0 comments) and tell me. also, if you happen to be an artist and have some Jack Sparrow art you'd like to donate, paste it there too. thanks. Ok back to the blog, so Pirates are swashbuckling. so far that's all I've come up with as a reason to why they're so cool.

well, if not, they really do have awesome capes and knickers and hats and billowing blouses and....

A.M